what if you cracked an egg while you were cooking and a chicken fell out
i want my wedding vows to be an intense rap battle with my spouse-to-be
my personality varies from unbearably clingy to disturbingly distant and there is no inbetween
Are you fresh off of a breakup or maybe you have been dateless for months? Don’t beat yourself up about it or wallow in self-pity. Instead, celebrate being single with these 10 great perks:
1. You don’t have to check in with anyone. You can go out and do whatever you want with whomever you want and don’t have to feel that you have to check in and let anyone know what you’re up to or when you’ll be home.
2. You don’t have to compromise on whose friends to hang out with. You get to have fun with your friends any night you want instead of alternating between your group and his/hers.
3. You can flirt with whomever you want. Or give your number to anyone you want, or shamelessly check out whoever you want - without feeling guilty!